Finish the Sentence.

I stumbled upon (okay I realize that’s an actual thing, but it’s just a phrase…) this link-up today on bloglovin. I love it! Everyone’s responses are so hilarious.

My happy place…is long gone. That is, the wine is long gone, and I can’t get any until pay day.

Whatever happened to…pogs??? Remember those things? The little cardboard chips that everyone had to have. Playing pogs at recess was sooooo cool.

So what if I…had to look at everyone else’s answers to this question. Mind is blank y’all. Oh y’all – got one – So what if I practice saying “hey y’all” like Paula Deen. I think I’m pretty awesome at it. Maybe you’ll get a vlog of it. One day. Maybe.

E! needs a reality show about…normal, middle-class people who work, take care of their kids, cook meals, go to Wal-Mart like it’s a vacation, & do church on Sundays. Now that’d be a shocker.

My go-to fast food meal is…all of the above. I’m a fast food junkie. Y’all should know that. McD’s – plain cheeseburger, med fry, med diet coke. Except when it’s Monopoly time, then I get the large fry because I have to get those pieces!!

You might not know that I…sometimes pluck my leg hairs with tweezers. Probably shouldn’t have revealed that.

The hottest quarterback in the NFL is…Tom Brady? I don’t even know if he’s hot. Is he a quarterback? Or in the NFL? NFL is football, right? That brown ball with the white lines? Idk…

If I could…win the lottery, without actually playing the lottery, I’d quit my job and buy a bunch of things I don’t need.

My personality is awesome because…duh.

Twerking is…I just lost respect for this link-up. No. Although I did have to YouTube it the other day because I had no idea what it consisted of.

I think it’s super gross when…people blow their nose while eating; people chew loudly; people make sounds with their throats; people clip their nails at work; people breathe. Yes, the last one sums it up.

Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus…that Jesus loves her, even when she twerks.

I refuse to recognize that it’s Wednesday aka Hump Day aka let’s all quote the Geico commercial for the millionth time and laugh like we’ve never heard it.

That’s all.