Monday, October 1, 2012

What NOT to name your baby...

I've been compiling this list for a while now - just for fun. These are names people have actually chosen for their children. Below is exactly how they spelled their names. I don't know what they were smoking but please do NOT name your child these names...

Miracle - um it may have been a miracle, but you can remember that without naming your child that.

Tuesday - Did you watch too much Adamm's Family growing up? And that was Wednesday, btw.

Cinnamon - I like ketchup but I didn't name my child that.

Genesis - I'm a huge Bible fan, but I do not even comprehend this.

Tyberian - Okay, I like country/city names. Heck my name is a country. But Tyberian?!!?

Memory - "Let's create a memory" wasn't meant to be taken literally.

Garaunte - I don't even have words.

Season - Go with June, Autumn, or heck, even August. But, please, just pick one - not all.

Kanarie - This is just mean. Your kid is going to be picked on so much in life.

September - If you name your child this, I really hope they were at least born in September. Otherwise, I'm even more confused than I already am.

What are some crazy names you've heard of? Do you actually like any of these names?


Meredith said...

I LOVE this and totally agree, but I do have people make comments about what I named my daughter, Millie. But she is named after my third (?) cousin from the Philipines who I just adore, beside I don't think Millie is that weird.

Kristin said...

As a teacher, reading class lists is like free entertainment.
We've got sapphyre, azzlyn, and jazzlyn in the room next door to me.
I always kind of liked the name Wynter. I knew a girl named that who was born in Jan., as was I, but I hate the season of winter so I don't think I could do it!

Life With Lauren said...

Oh my goodness I love this post! I could not stop laughing!

Amber said...

ahh, this is hilarious! seriously - everytime I hear weird names I think the parents must have been on crack or something!

Charlotte said...

My favorites are Orangejello and Lemonjello. My friend's mom had these children in her class. Craziness!

Unknown said...

You silly girl :) I know a Tuesday! haha

Fried Pink Tomato said...

Hahaha! This list is hysterical!!

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