Monday, October 1, 2012

What NOT to name your baby...

I've been compiling this list for a while now - just for fun. These are names people have actually chosen for their children. Below is exactly how they spelled their names. I don't know what they were smoking but please do NOT name your child these names...

Miracle - um it may have been a miracle, but you can remember that without naming your child that.

Tuesday - Did you watch too much Adamm's Family growing up? And that was Wednesday, btw.

Cinnamon - I like ketchup but I didn't name my child that.

Genesis - I'm a huge Bible fan, but I do not even comprehend this.

Tyberian - Okay, I like country/city names. Heck my name is a country. But Tyberian?!!?

Memory - "Let's create a memory" wasn't meant to be taken literally.

Garaunte - I don't even have words.

Season - Go with June, Autumn, or heck, even August. But, please, just pick one - not all.

Kanarie - This is just mean. Your kid is going to be picked on so much in life.

September - If you name your child this, I really hope they were at least born in September. Otherwise, I'm even more confused than I already am.

What are some crazy names you've heard of? Do you actually like any of these names?


Meredith said...

I LOVE this and totally agree, but I do have people make comments about what I named my daughter, Millie. But she is named after my third (?) cousin from the Philipines who I just adore, beside I don't think Millie is that weird.

Kristin said...

As a teacher, reading class lists is like free entertainment.
We've got sapphyre, azzlyn, and jazzlyn in the room next door to me.
I always kind of liked the name Wynter. I knew a girl named that who was born in Jan., as was I, but I hate the season of winter so I don't think I could do it!

Life With Lauren said...

Oh my goodness I love this post! I could not stop laughing!

Amber said...

ahh, this is hilarious! seriously - everytime I hear weird names I think the parents must have been on crack or something!

Charlotte said...

My favorites are Orangejello and Lemonjello. My friend's mom had these children in her class. Craziness!

Lindsey @ Let the Light Shine said...

You silly girl :) I know a Tuesday! haha

Fried Pink Tomato said...

Hahaha! This list is hysterical!!

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